Sunday, May 9, 2010

IN & FUCKING OUT!!!

I was hungry, it was midnight & I said " Fuck this diet shit!?"
I hit Sunset Blvd going 60mph(limit is 30) & ran to In & Out to
enjoy some Animal Style Fry's & a Double Double.

I woke up the next morning shitting my brains, liver & organs out.
Thank you In & Out for this great meal & letting me read up on my book the next morning for a good 2 hours.

CALIFORNIA LOVEEE!!!

Dear Friends & Randoms,

To catch you up with the past events in my life, 1 month ago I departed from NYC & landed in LA due to a career opportunity. This is the reason why I haven't been able to update this glorious blog in along time. With that said, I am currently living in West Hollywood and loving it!

Since leaving NYC, I haven't been able to continue my healthy eating habit since it is pretty impossible to eat healthy when your moving, always on the go & don't know where the the nearest fucking super market is located! I finally had a free day today and decided to venture out to the grocery store(only 2 miles away, good one JJ) since I have never been in the whole month I been living in West Hollywood.

I was pretty impressed that they actually had a smaller cart available since when I normally have a big cart, the big cart makes me think that I need to fill his belly co capacity since and wants to be a bigger bad ass then the smaller cart.As you can see below, I choose the smaller cart but he didn't help me since I still spent $60 and my cart looked like I was a bum pushing his over loaded cart on the side of the street full of Pepsi cans and random dead body parts.

On a side note, there are way hotter chicks in LA grocery stores then NYC. I am pretty sure I saw a Pam Anderson & Jennifer Aniston look alike.

Friday, January 15, 2010

The New JJ!

Hello & Happy New Year!

As you can see from the past blogs, my food selection was pretty outrageous. After sitting at my desk and continuing to see the growth of my belly, I made it a point to make my 2010 New Years resolution.. To eat healthier and bring down my gut!! For the past 3 weeks I have been making my normal trips to Key Food and by the looks of things, you can pretty much see the difference in my selections.

I have pretty much learned in the past 3 weeks that it is IMPOSSIBLE to eat healthy every fucking day! I attended the Nets vs. Celtics game 2 days ago, and of course I was starving 10 minutes into the game. There was no way in hell I was going to find a yogurt, apple or banana at the concessions stands. So what do I do? Order a dirty ass cheeseburger with fries...good one JJ. I actually felt like an asshole and got upset when I was finished with the shitty burger and stale fry's. I felt like I betrayed someone or something but I couldn't really understand who or what I was betraying!

As the game went on, I of course wanted more to eat. So what do I do? Get up and order a pretzel with so much salt that it could cover Russia. Although, when the Celtics pulled away by 25 points, I didn't feel like an asshole anymore.

Thank you and check back soon for another boring pointless blog.