IN & FUCKING OUT!!!

I was hungry, it was midnight & I said " Fuck this diet shit!?"
I hit Sunset Blvd going 60mph(limit is 30) & ran to In & Out to
enjoy some Animal Style Fry's & a Double Double.

I woke up the next morning shitting my brains, liver & organs out.
Thank you In & Out for this great meal & letting me read up on my book the next morning for a good 2 hours.

CALIFORNIA LOVEEE!!!

Dear Friends & Randoms,

To catch you up with the past events in my life, 1 month ago I departed from NYC & landed in LA due to a career opportunity. This is the reason why I haven't been able to update this glorious blog in along time. With that said, I am currently living in West Hollywood and loving it!

Since leaving NYC, I haven't been able to continue my healthy eating habit since it is pretty impossible to eat healthy when your moving, always on the go & don't know where the the nearest fucking super market is located! I finally had a free day today and decided to venture out to the grocery store(only 2 miles away, good one JJ) since I have never been in the whole month I been living in West Hollywood.

I was pretty impressed that they actually had a smaller cart available since when I normally have a big cart, the big cart makes me think that I need to fill his belly co capacity since and wants to be a bigger bad ass then the smaller cart.As you can see below, I choose the smaller cart but he didn't help me since I still spent $60 and my cart looked like I was a bum pushing his over loaded cart on the side of the street full of Pepsi cans and random dead body parts.

On a side note, there are way hotter chicks in LA grocery stores then NYC. I am pretty sure I saw a Pam Anderson & Jennifer Aniston look alike.

The New JJ!

Hello & Happy New Year!

As you can see from the past blogs, my food selection was pretty outrageous. After sitting at my desk and continuing to see the growth of my belly, I made it a point to make my 2010 New Years resolution.. To eat healthier and bring down my gut!! For the past 3 weeks I have been making my normal trips to Key Food and by the looks of things, you can pretty much see the difference in my selections.

I have pretty much learned in the past 3 weeks that it is IMPOSSIBLE to eat healthy every fucking day! I attended the Nets vs. Celtics game 2 days ago, and of course I was starving 10 minutes into the game. There was no way in hell I was going to find a yogurt, apple or banana at the concessions stands. So what do I do? Order a dirty ass cheeseburger with fries...good one JJ. I actually felt like an asshole and got upset when I was finished with the shitty burger and stale fry's. I felt like I betrayed someone or something but I couldn't really understand who or what I was betraying!

As the game went on, I of course wanted more to eat. So what do I do? Get up and order a pretzel with so much salt that it could cover Russia. Although, when the Celtics pulled away by 25 points, I didn't feel like an asshole anymore.

Thank you and check back soon for another boring pointless blog.

Bored + Hungry = THE KEY

I don't have much to say in this blog but that I was very bored today after cleaning the apartment. I was getting pissed off since I didn't know what to eat for dinner. I decided to walk down to Key Food & snag some sloppy joe buns & manwich. As you can see below, I got even more bored at Key Food and bought more then just the 2 items I was originally was going for. Goodnight.

Celebrate with Beni!!

Benihana
47 W 56th St
New York, NY 10019
www.benihana.com

Since me and Christina Lee moved to New York, she has
always been talking about eating at Benihana. To celebrate my
new start at The Kirby Organization(TKO),Christina took
me out last night after she got off of work to head to Benihana.
We arrived and the only word I can use to describe the food
is WOW. The service wasn't all that great due to our waitress
being very hard to understand. Her teeth seemed
way to big for her mouth. It was a great time and my belly
was full to capacity. I give Benihana a 8 of 10(would of gave
it a 9 but the name is fucking retarded)

Attack of the Ellio

I have been sitting home pretty much all day cleaning, watching Star Wars & watching the Celtics lose against the Pistons. Wondering what I was going to do for dinner(this is actually everyday due to my girlfriend not ever wanting to cook), I headed to Key Food. Usually at Key Food, they would have buy 1 get one free Ellio's pizza. For the past couple weeks, I have been checking to see if Ellio's was on sale since it normally was most of the time. I strolled into Key Food around 7:15pm and YESSS!! ON SALE BUY ONE GET ONE! From looking at the pictures, I am pretty sure you can tell what events happened next.

COD 4 & Hungry = Dillingers

Dillingers Pub & Grill
4619 30th Ave
Astoria, NY 11103

THE STORY

After playing a couple hours of CALL OF DUTY 4(had a kill streak of 29), I decided I wasn't going to wait until 9pm for my girlfriend to come home and eat dinner. Down the block from my apartment is Dillingers Pub & Grill. I have been in Dillingers one time before with my buddy Scott but I didn't order a burger. This time....was different!

THE BURGER

Of course walking into Dillingers smells like you're good ol Irish bar. Dillingers had a decent amount of people drinking and watching you're normal bar sport channels. Within 12 minutes my 9oz cheeseburger arrived. The bun was soft and perfect enough to grip to shoove half the burger in my mouth. The burger wasn't messy to the point where all the juice flew all over my body but it still had that burger juice feel. All in all, this was a 8 out of 10.The amount of burger juice & the taste was really pleasing and the burger wasn't too large nor to small.